IRN BRU

Yesterday I went to Blackpool, which was like a two hour drive.
Actually, it was about two and a half hours of boringness and listening to my iPod on full volume.
Then we walked all the way to the pleasure beach and this guy was like "I'm unemployed buy my book" so I did.
It was okay like £1.50 and has jokes like
"What do you call a sheep without any legs? .....A cloud"
It's issue two volume five and they only just came up with that, bless right! :)
When we got to the pleasure beach we went on all the rides and stuff. The big one, tubes, mouse, grand national etc.
My trousers got a hole in them crycry.
Just my luck right, but oh well that means new jeans for me muahahhaha.
Then we went in the arcades and bought some rock and sweets and stuff and walked to meet my mum who had bought a snuggie ):
Then we had dinner and drove home.
Me and mum then went to my nans and watched the programme about las vegas, I was so tired.
When I got home i pretty much watched two episodes of the simpsons and fell asleep.
I feel like I haven't eaten properly in days.
Gross.